I have two mental lists of “Things that indicate that I’m old”—even though I’m not. Old. List #1-Visible Signs: Chin hairs. Need I say more? Wrinkles. I don’t have many, though—because I am plump. The way I get up out of a chair after sitting for a while. I tend to walk like Fred Sanford for the first few steps. I’m sure there are more items that might be added to that list, but I don’t pay much attention to those external things. Oh, wait… I have to admit I’m death on chin hairs. Chin hairs are out with just about everybody I know. It’s this item on List #2-The Way People Treat Me that widens my path to so much indignation: “Sweetie”. Now,…